Tweets

pizza-is-the-key:

The gays are on sale

(via hi)

tyleroakley:

fungii:

what have i found

the only side of youtube that matters

(via saint--veronika)

askin-alexandria:

who’s down to go?!

(via legolasjpg)

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(via hi)

methmites:

 beach days. 

(via legolasjpg)

sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via elliegalaxies)

my thoughts during school

  • me: why
  • me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
  • me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
  • me: whens lunch
  • me: the fuck is this
  • me: why are you here
  • me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
  • me: dont touch me
  • me: ugh

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

(via legolasjpg)

in-love-with-gay-milk:

hi:

how to have a great start to your day

step 1:

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step 2:

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step 3:

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Have a really hot almost naked guy fall out of your bed? Sounds about right.

(via hi)

(Source: biebersmugshot, via legolasjpg)

me nd my cougar gf

  • me: babe i love your necklace
  • gf: thats me Life Alert®

King Park, La Dispute

(Source: semppiternal, via lukeriver)

darrynek:

lms if you’ve ever drank water or hijacked a school bus

(Source: panerasexual, via kinkydonuts)

lll-komaeda-lll:

deergay:

sonimaeda:

deergay:

(gets down on one knee) will you be my bruh

bruh thats gay

but bruh

bruhzoned again

(Source: rigbie, via kinkydonuts)