Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit
how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
Man sex better be real and not some elaborate joke everyone is playing on exclusively me, like i dont want to be about to insert into a lady and Ashton Kutcher bursts out of the closet and everyone laughs at me as they all take of their pants and detach their genitals as I find out I’m the only one on the planet with sexual organs