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officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

(via democrapsandrepooplicans)

bewbin:

bewbin:

where is all my hate? I didnt get this famous for no hate!

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first of all how dare 

(via hotboyproblems)

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

(via hotboyproblems)

me going to get my haircut

  • Stylist: So what do you want to do with your hair?
  • Me: Formal!
  • Stylist: Ok...can you give me more of a direction of what you want--
  • Me: I'm a trouble maker!
  • Stylist: Ok great we all like to rock the boat but your hair--
  • Me: Mysterious!

american-mouth-flightless-bird:

"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.

(via democrapsandrepooplicans)

virginsacrificer:

when you hear someone talking about your interests in public

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(via hotboyproblems)

jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

(Source: hi, via hotboyproblems)

nugqets:

in pe like

(via hotboyproblems)

everyone:

hazelgrace:

augustuswaters:

okay?

okay

[SOBS VIOLENTLY]

(Source: mockingjs, via senseless-death--precious-life)

sterility:

you fuck you fuck
2014

(via senseless-death--precious-life)

ammarmali:

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

(Source: ammarmali, via hotboyproblems)

officialschool:

amenparis:

why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people

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(Source: amenparis, via qlitoris)

mormondad:

Why do other ppl have my name wtf

(via hotboyproblems)

jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

(Source: hi, via hotboyproblems)